she thinks my tractors sexyyyy.
get get get on the beat now.
they say you’re the man
the newest iphone everyone
idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

caraphatash:

In Australia, during the week, at 7pm Friends, Seinfeld, and Everybody Loves Raymond are on. I don’t know who’s idea this was, but it probably caused riots for sitcom watches. 

straight white boy problem #69

svveden:

when i laugh at this number haha

heronqueen:

DO YOU EVER NEED TO JUST TAKE SOMEONE BY THE SHOULDERS AND YELL “I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I NEED AFFIRMATION THAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME IN YOUR LIFE” AT THEM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO DO THAT A LOT



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